You Can!

[prhoshay]

Yes, when I have/want to.

You can sit in very small space without discomfort.

[buglover]

No

You can record shows to your computer.

[Bunny555]

No

You can make fried chicken.

[Krazy4Knievel]

One of my specialties!

You can avoid touching anything while waiting for your nails to dry.

(note: I cannot do the above. It never fails. I paint my nails,
then I gotta go pee. )

[prhoshay]

Yes! I even spend an especially long time at the salon waiting for them to get rock hard! I always take a good book.

You can read a map and tell somebody how to get where they are going.

[buglover]

Yes

You can fall asleep easily.

[lobeck]

No

You can speak a foreign language.

[buglover]

Not fluently

You can go all day without using lotion.

[prhoshay]

No way! How miserable!

You can understand more of a foreign language than you can speak.

[buglover]

Yes

You can type fast with one hand.