Would You Believe...

Would you believe that my son just discovered that our neighbor is mooching off our wi-fi connection?

How did he figure that out?

And what can you do about it? (I didn't know that could happen - I still live in the dark ages.)

Would you believe that he too was in the dark ages, but then he learned how to mooch off other people's wi-fi when he was in jail? (from a Nigerian Prince, I believe...)

Would you believe my son logged into our router and when he saw the neighbor was mooching the wi-fi, he changed the router password so that the neighbor can no longer use our internet connection?

(This is how my son explained it to me ... I don't know anything technical about computers and may be oversimplifying things.)

Would you believe that I wish your son could teach me a lot of stuff about computers because I still live in the dark ages too? Hark, who goes there?

Would you believe I just told him today that people would pay him good money for his technical services?

Would you believe he's actually running the Drudge Report on the side? :)

Would you believe that I don't have a clue what the Drudge Report is?

Would you believe I check the Drudge Report several times a day? (It's online news, Nana.)