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    Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
    --{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    --Howard is so greedy that he ___________.

    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
    3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
    4. has a secret plan to impersonate the other Howard Stern and run off with his fortune...
    5. plans to sell Anna-Nicole's body parts on Ebay to pay for baby Danni's diapers
    6. asked Britney Spears if he & Dannielynn could move in with her.
    7. is offering cruises to the Bahamas on "Cracker".( Cracker is the boat he and ANS bought.)
    8. has pupils shaped like dollar signs...
    9. has asked $Oprah$ to endorse him as the father and call him part of the Angel network.
    10. His blood runs green.

    Brittney is so far gone this morning she __________.

    1. Hit up the Hair Club for Men to sponser her next tour.
    "Irregardless? That's not even a real word. You're affixing the negative prefix 'ir-' to 'regardless', but, as 'regardless' is already negative, it's a logical absurdity!" ~Steve Smith

    "Once I swore I would die for you, But I never meant it like this."

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    Love this one. Good timing!


    Britney is so far gone this morning she __________.

    1. Hit up the Hair Club for Men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when "Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    Britney is so far gone this morning, she___________.

    1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
    "Howard" is going to "leave that and come take care of me".
    3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Britney is so far gone this morning, she___________.

    1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
    "Howard" is going to "leave that and come take care of me".
    3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
    4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V. like he was in the same room with her.

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    Britney is so far gone this morning, she___________.

    1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
    "Howard" is going to "leave that and come take care of me".
    3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
    4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V. like he was in the same room with her.
    5. Saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
    "Irregardless? That's not even a real word. You're affixing the negative prefix 'ir-' to 'regardless', but, as 'regardless' is already negative, it's a logical absurdity!" ~Steve Smith

    "Once I swore I would die for you, But I never meant it like this."

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    Brittany is so far gone this morning, she____________.

    1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. Is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
    "Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
    3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
    4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
    like he was in the same room with her.
    5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
    6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.




    ~sooooo sorry to Krom, for goofying up their sentence #2! It was a
    complete goof...jeez...of all the words to omit, I omit one that could
    imply I was censoring someone! Sooooooo sorry...in the future, fellow
    posters, please feel free to correct me, I won't mind, I'll appreciate it.
    Sorry to Krom~
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Brittany is so far gone this morning, she____________.

    1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. Is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
    "Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
    3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
    4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
    like he was in the same room with her.
    5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
    6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.
    7. asked Randy, Paula and Simon if she could be the next guest
    performer on AI (after J Lo.)

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    Brittany is so far gone this morning, she____________.

    1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. Is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
    "Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
    3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
    4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
    like he was in the same room with her.
    5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
    6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.
    7. asked Randy, Paula and Simon if she could be the next guest
    performer on AI (after J Lo.)
    8. she ACTUALLY posed for a tabloid.

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    Brittany is so far gone this morning, she____________.

    1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. Is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
    "Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
    3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
    4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
    like he was in the same room with her.
    5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
    6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.
    7. asked Randy, Paula and Simon if she could be the next guest
    performer on AI (after J Lo.)
    8. she ACTUALLY posed for a tabloid.
    9. couldn't get up the energy to leave rehab again.
    Remember: Mentioning Jesus in your speech: small government. Doing what Jesus asked: big government - Stephen Colbert

    Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. (Unknown)

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    Brittany is so far gone this morning, she______________.

    1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
    2. Is wnadering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
    "Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
    3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
    4. saw K-Fed on the Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
    like he was in the same room with her.
    5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
    6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.
    7. asked Randy, Paula and Simon if she could be the next guest
    performer on AI (after J Lo.)
    8. she ACTUALLY posed for a tabloid.
    9. couldn't get up the energy to leave rehab again.
    10. made her own breakfast.

    Paris Hilton is so publicity hungry, she________________.

    1. stalks the paparazzi.
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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