So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He _______________.
1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than...oh about 20 minutes.
3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...
4. balanced a spoon on his nose while riding on top of a UFO!
5. Converted the Pope
6. figured out what "Eyes Wide Shut" was about
7. got David Beckham to move to America. His follow-up miracle will have to be to get America to care that David Beckham moved to America.
8. laid a Golden Goose Egg.
9. got on Oprah!
lopevian, are you doing something unusual with your cut and pastes? It seems like you are consistently inserting extra line returns...