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    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He _______________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than...oh about 20 minutes.
    3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...
    4. balanced a spoon on his nose while riding on top of a UFO!
    5. Converted the Pope
    6. figured out what "Eyes Wide Shut" was about
    7. got David Beckham to move to America. His follow-up miracle will have to be to get America to care that David Beckham moved to America.
    8. laid a Golden Goose Egg.
    9. got on Oprah!


    lopevian, are you doing something unusual with your cut and pastes? It seems like you are consistently inserting extra line returns...

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    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He _______________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than...oh about 20 minutes.
    3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...
    4. balanced a spoon on his nose while riding on top of a UFO!
    5. Converted the Pope
    6. figured out what "Eyes Wide Shut" was about
    7. got David Beckham to move to America. His follow-up miracle will have to be to get America to care that David Beckham moved to America.
    8. laid a Golden Goose Egg.
    9. got on Oprah!
    10. is the secret father of Anna Nicole's baby!


    New one... speaking of the Anna Nicole situation...

    -- Howard K. Stern is SO greedy...
    -- {Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    -- Howard is so greedy that he ________.



    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next...



    (See... I'm leaving this one WIDE open... )

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
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    New one... speaking of the Anna Nicole situation...

    -- Howard K. Stern is SO greedy...
    -- {Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    -- Howard is so greedy that he ________.


    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next...
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
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    --Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
    --{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    --Howard Stern is so greedy that he------------------

    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
    3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    --Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
    --{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    --Howard is so greedy that he ___________.


    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
    3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
    4. has a secret plan to impersonate the other Howard Stern and run off with his fortune...

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    --Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
    --{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    --Howard is so greedy that he ___________.


    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
    3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
    4. has a secret plan to impersonate the other Howard Stern and run off with his fortune...
    5. plans to sell Anna-Nicole's body parts on Ebay to pay for baby Danni's diapers
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    --Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
    --{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    --Howard is so greedy that he ___________.

    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
    3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
    4. has a secret plan to impersonate the other Howard Stern and run off with his fortune...
    5. plans to sell Anna-Nicole's body parts on Ebay to pay for baby Danni's diapers
    6. asked Britney Spears if he & Dannielynn could move in with her.

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    Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
    --{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    --Howard is so greedy that he ___________.

    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
    3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
    4. has a secret plan to impersonate the other Howard Stern and run off with his fortune...
    5. plans to sell Anna-Nicole's body parts on Ebay to pay for baby Danni's diapers
    6. asked Britney Spears if he & Dannielynn could move in with her.
    7. is offering cruises to the Bahamas on "Cracker".( Cracker is the boat he and ANS bought.)
    "The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire

    " The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "
    Mohandas Gandhi

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    Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
    --{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    --Howard is so greedy that he ___________.

    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
    3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
    4. has a secret plan to impersonate the other Howard Stern and run off with his fortune...
    5. plans to sell Anna-Nicole's body parts on Ebay to pay for baby Danni's diapers
    6. asked Britney Spears if he & Dannielynn could move in with her.
    7. is offering cruises to the Bahamas on "Cracker".( Cracker is the boat he and ANS bought.)
    8. has pupils shaped like dollar signs...

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
    --{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
    --Howard is so greedy that he ___________.

    1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
    2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
    3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
    4. has a secret plan to impersonate the other Howard Stern and run off with his fortune...
    5. plans to sell Anna-Nicole's body parts on Ebay to pay for baby Danni's diapers
    6. asked Britney Spears if he & Dannielynn could move in with her.
    7. is offering cruises to the Bahamas on "Cracker".( Cracker is the boat he and ANS bought.)
    8. has pupils shaped like dollar signs...
    9. has asked $Oprah$ to endorse him as the father and call him part of the Angel network.
    "The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire

    " The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "
    Mohandas Gandhi

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