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    Have you heard that Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell have recently been honored with wax statues at Madame Tissaud's? Well, if you were wondering why they didn't also make a wax Paula Abdul, its because ___________.

    1. the real Paula is waxed every Tuesday.
    2. the wax wouldn't set because of the alcohol content.
    3. you have to sit STILL in a chair for them to make a wax mold.
    4. the Rosie O'Donnell wax statue complained.
    5. Paula missed her ride due to getting liquored up at a Bar.
    6. they already had one, as part of an exhibit with wax statues of Kelly Preston, Denise Richards, and porn stars Ginger Lynn and Heather Hunter, called "women screwed over by the Estevez/Sheens".
    7. She was kidnapped by the other Laker Girls.
    8. She was delayed working with her writers on retorts for Simon's sarcasm ... because she thought it would be a talking likeness.
    9. the Simon wax statue demanded an exclusive. The only reason the wax Seacrest statue was even there was because he's the wax Simon's "bitch".
    10. She had no time... She ran off to marry Corey Clark.

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    New game ... Krom ... anyone ?
    "The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire

    " The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "
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    Time for the old standby...

    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He _____________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    Time for the old standby...

    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He _____________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than .. oh about 20 minutes.
    "The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire

    " The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "
    Mohandas Gandhi

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    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He _____________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than .. oh about 20 minutes.
    3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He _____________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than .. oh about 20 minutes.
    3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...
    4. balanced a spoon on his nose while riding on top of a UFO!

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He _____________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than .. oh about 20 minutes.
    3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...
    4. balanced a spoon on his nose while riding on top of a UFO!
    5. Converted the Pope
    "Irregardless? That's not even a real word. You're affixing the negative prefix 'ir-' to 'regardless', but, as 'regardless' is already negative, it's a logical absurdity!" ~Steve Smith

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    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed
    a miracle. He ____________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than...oh about 20
    minutes.
    3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...
    4. balanced a spoon on his nose while riding on top of a UFO!
    5. Converted the Pope
    6. figured out what "Eyes Wide Shut" was about
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed a miracle. He ____________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than...oh about 20 minutes.
    3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...
    4. balanced a spoon on his nose while riding on top of a UFO!
    5. Converted the Pope
    6. figured out what "Eyes Wide Shut" was about
    7. got David Beckham to move to America. His follow-up miracle will have to be to get America to care that David Beckham moved to America.

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    So did you hear that Tom Cruise is the new Messiah? Apparently he performed
    a miracle. He _______________.

    1. went door to door and sold two dozen copies of "Dianetics".
    2. He actually avoided the nutcase limelight for longer than...oh about 20
    minutes.
    3. He conceived a child without having sex with a woman! Okay, maybe these
    days that's not considered a miracle anymore, but still...
    4. balanced a spoon on his nose while riding on top of a UFO!
    5. Converted the Pope
    6. figured out what "Eyes Wide Shut" was about
    7. got David Beckham to move to America. His follow-up miracle will have to be to get America to care that David Beckham moved to America.
    8. laid a Golden Goose Egg.
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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