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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".
    2.) A parenting class taught by K-Fed
    3.) A "Mommy Dearest" DVD, with a card attached-- "every thine we watch this, we think of you!"
    4.) Contraception.
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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".
    2.) A parenting class taught by K-Fed
    3.) A "Mommy Dearest" DVD, with a card attached-- "every thine we watch this, we think of you!"
    4.) Contraception.
    5.) one way ticket to palookaville
    6.) bucket of slime from Nickelodeon

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".
    2.) A parenting class taught by K-Fed
    3.) A "Mommy Dearest" DVD, with a card attached-- "every thine we watch this, we think of you!"
    4.) Contraception.
    5.) one way ticket to palookaville
    6.) bucket of slime from Nickelodeon
    7.) "World's Best Grandma" T-Shirts [see, she wouldn't be a Grandma so many times if she was a better mother...]

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".
    2.) A parenting class taught by K-Fed
    3.) A "Mommy Dearest" DVD, with a card attached-- "every thine we watch this, we think of you!"
    4.) Contraception.
    5.) one way ticket to palookaville
    6.) bucket of slime from Nickelodeon
    7.) "World's Best Grandma" T-Shirts [see, she wouldn't be a Grandma so many times if she was a better mother...]
    8.) a tutor

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".
    2.) A parenting class taught by K-Fed
    3.) A "Mommy Dearest" DVD, with a card attached-- "every thine we watch this, we think of you!"
    4.) Contraception.
    5.) one way ticket to palookaville
    6.) bucket of slime from Nickelodeon
    7.) "World's Best Grandma" T-Shirts [see, she wouldn't be a Grandma so many times if she was a better mother...]
    8.) a tutor
    9) Nothing

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".
    2.) A parenting class taught by K-Fed
    3.) A "Mommy Dearest" DVD, with a card attached-- "every thine we watch this, we think of you!"
    4.) Contraception.
    5.) one way ticket to palookaville
    6.) bucket of slime from Nickelodeon
    7.) "World's Best Grandma" T-Shirts [see, she wouldn't be a Grandma so many times if she was a better mother...]
    8.) a tutor
    9) Nothing
    10.) Britney's latest album!


    New one:


    American Idol is going to be SO lame without Paula. But I hear to spice up the show they're going to make Ellen DeGeneres __________ Simon.


    1.) Ride


    Anyone?
    2.) ?

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    American Idol is going to be SO lame without Paula. But I hear to spice up the show they're going to make Ellen DeGeneres __________ Simon.


    1.) Ride


    Anyone?
    2.) live in the Idols house with
    CYA

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    American Idol is going to be SO lame without Paula. But I hear to spice up the show they're going to make Ellen DeGeneres __________ Simon.

    1. Ride
    2. live in the Idols house with
    3. paint the toenails of

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    American Idol is going to be SO lame without Paula. But I hear to spice up the show they're going to make Ellen DeGeneres __________ Simon.

    1. Ride
    2. live in the Idols house with
    3. paint the toenails of
    4. dance the lambada with
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    Re: Match Game Lite

    I love this thread...never saw it before!

    American Idol is going to be SO lame without Paula. But I hear to spice up the show they're going to make Ellen DeGeneres __________ Simon.

    1. Ride
    2. live in the Idols house with
    3. paint the toenails of
    4. dance the lambada with
    5. get her hair cut exactly like

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