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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Michael Vick has so much compassion for animals.

    {audience: how much compassion does he have?}

    1. He lactates when he hears a dog barking.
    2. He is endorsing the chew toys that bear his image.
    3. If it was released into the air, the world would self-destruct.
    4. He is scheduled to be on the next episode of "The Dog Whisperer"

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    Michael Vick has so much compassion for animals.

    {audience: how much compassion does he have?}

    1. He lactates when he hears a dog barking.
    2. He is endorsing the chew toys that bear his image.
    3. If it was released into the air, the world would self-destruct.
    4. He is scheduled to be on the next episode of "The Dog Whisperer
    5. He is being fitted with a choke collar

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Michael Vick has so much compassion for animals.

    {audience: how much compassion does he have?}

    1. He lactates when he hears a dog barking.
    2. He is endorsing the chew toys that bear his image.
    3. If it was released into the air, the world would self-destruct.
    4. He is scheduled to be on the next episode of "The Dog Whisperer
    5. He is being fitted with a choke collar
    6. He wants to be the spokesperson endorsing the re-called pet foods.
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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Michael Vick has so much compassion for animals.

    {audience: how much compassion does he have?}

    1. He lactates when he hears a dog barking.
    2. He is endorsing the chew toys that bear his image.
    3. If it was released into the air, the world would self-destruct.
    4. He is scheduled to be on the next episode of "The Dog Whisperer
    5. He is being fitted with a choke collar
    6. He wants to be the spokesperson endorsing the re-called pet foods.
    7. He is volunteering for and endorsing Dogs Need Hugs Not Thugs.

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Michael Vick has so much compassion for animals.

    {audience: how much compassion does he have?}

    1. He lactates when he hears a dog barking.
    2. He is endorsing the chew toys that bear his image.
    3. If it was released into the air, the world would self-destruct.
    4. He is scheduled to be on the next episode of "The Dog Whisperer
    5. He is being fitted with a choke collar
    6. He wants to be the spokesperson endorsing the re-called pet foods.
    7. He is volunteering for and endorsing Dogs Need Hugs Not Thugs.
    8. He began licking his own genitals in court.
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    Re: Match Game Lite

    I'm confused. What happened to the "blanks" in this game?

    Oh well.

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    Michael Vick has so much compassion for animals.

    {audience: how much compassion does he have?}

    1. He lactates when he hears a dog barking.
    2. He is endorsing the chew toys that bear his image.
    3. If it was released into the air, the world would self-destruct.
    4. He is scheduled to be on the next episode of "The Dog Whisperer
    5. He is being fitted with a choke collar
    6. He wants to be the spokesperson endorsing the re-called pet foods.
    7. He is volunteering for and endorsing Dogs Need Hugs Not Thugs.
    8. He began licking his own genitals in court.
    9. He leaves the TV on for the dogs when he goes out, so they don't get bored.

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Michael Vick has so much compassion for animals.

    {audience: how much compassion does he have?}

    1. He lactates when he hears a dog barking.
    2. He is endorsing the chew toys that bear his image.
    3. If it was released into the air, the world would self-destruct.
    4. He is scheduled to be on the next episode of "The Dog Whisperer
    5. He is being fitted with a choke collar
    6. He wants to be the spokesperson endorsing the re-called pet foods.
    7. He is volunteering for and endorsing Dogs Need Hugs Not Thugs.
    8. He began licking his own genitals in court.
    9. He leaves the TV on for the dogs when he goes out, so they don't get bored.
    10. He sleeps with flees!
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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Okay, given that we have ten I'll start a new one.

    But I think the last round lacking the "blank" formula was a mistake, since this is "Match Game", so... back to that.

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    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".

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    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".
    2.) A parenting class taught by K-Fed

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    Re: Match Game Lite

    Lynne Spears is SUCH a bad mother!

    {audience: how bad is she?}

    I'll tell you how bad. Lynne is such a bad mother that Britney and Jamie Lynne are buying her ___________ for her next birthday...

    1.) A copy of "Parenting for Dummies".
    2.) A parenting class taught by K-Fed
    3.) A "Mommy Dearest" DVD, with a card attached-- "every thine we watch this, we think of you!"
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