held captive by my computer
first, i had a trojan
which i'd gotten from the web
than i had a dialer porn
about a girl who gives good head.
all of this was followed by numerous viruses,
oh, how frightening!
and then i go crawling to "computer cops"
for help, oh how enlightening!
my bytes have turned to bits,
i have Spybot and Ad-Aware 6.
dont forget CWshredder,
and i do have Hijack This,
Spyblaster and ie-spyad...
my Norton AntiVirus is always scanning!
my firewall is my fortress,
and my security is so demanding!
my ports seem always open
and intruders are on the prowl
i am ready to throw in the towel!!!!
we are help captive by our computers
that once gave us so much pleasure,
now i am on constant high alert
with critical Windows updates for good measure!
so if you see me online
i'm not chatting with a friend...
i am getting rid of spyware, viruses, worms, and trojans,
of which there is NO END!!!!!!