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    Soon summer soon BlondieGirl's Avatar
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    held captive by my computer

    first, i had a trojan
    which i'd gotten from the web
    than i had a dialer porn
    about a girl who gives good head.

    all of this was followed by numerous viruses,
    oh, how frightening!
    and then i go crawling to "computer cops"
    for help, oh how enlightening!

    my bytes have turned to bits,
    i have Spybot and Ad-Aware 6.
    dont forget CWshredder,
    and i do have Hijack This,

    Spyblaster and ie-spyad...
    my Norton AntiVirus is always scanning!
    my firewall is my fortress,
    and my security is so demanding!

    my ports seem always open
    and intruders are on the prowl
    spyware, adware..."fadware",
    i am ready to throw in the towel!!!!

    we are help captive by our computers
    that once gave us so much pleasure,
    now i am on constant high alert
    with critical Windows updates for good measure!

    so if you see me online
    i'm not chatting with a friend...
    i am getting rid of spyware, viruses, worms, and trojans,
    of which there is NO END!!!!!!

    -me
    "Pluck not the wayside flower..." William Allingham

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    Re: 3-minute poetry

    The egg timer has been turned over
    Above the keypad, my fingers hover
    Thoughts and sand are in a race
    I must fill up this empty space
    The mountain below grows taller
    "Oh darn!", I hear myself holler
    Alas, I can no longer carry on
    The sands of time are now gone

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    Re: 3-minute poetry

    I'll turn over the eggtime for another try
    And write about birdies that in the sky fly
    There's blue ones, red ones, yellow ones too
    Better watch out for falling doo doo!

    What the heck did I just rhyme?
    I'm panicking, running out of time
    This poem may be awfully "on the nose"
    But the sand has stated I now must close
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Re: 3-minute poetry

    I haven't written a poem
    In I don't know how long
    I wonder if the final version
    Will sound like a hit song
    J.D. should contact Kid Rock
    To see what he thinks of my rhymin'
    Maybe he'll give me some tickets
    So I can have a good time'in
    I have just a minute left to write
    My daughter is demanding my attention
    So I'll sign off now with a minute to spare
    And I won't have a chance for correctin'.

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    Re: 3-minute poetry

    excellent, RGW!

    At beauty I am not a star,
    There are others more handsome by far.
    But my face I don't mind it because I'm behind it,
    It's the people out front that I jar.

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    Re: 3-minute poetry

    rgw & nana!

    If an otter drew clouds for a living
    would the crocodile care to buy?
    his scrutiny can be unforgiving
    but otter still gives it a try

    To give up would be a shame
    and the otter ain't no quiter
    this poem is really lame
    that's why I don't twitter
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Re: 3-minute poetry

    It's 9:20 my FORT friends
    And my minutes are three.
    I have three short minutes
    to write some po-e-try.
    The topic escapes me.
    The weather? The news?
    My clothes? My meals?
    My old tennis shoes?
    Playing on FORT helps me consider
    the urbane
    and mundane.
    It's 9:22
    Now where is my shoe?
    Did you know my water is out,
    Giving reason to pout?
    Well, it's 9:23 ...
    time to end my po-e-try.

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    What did you bring me, Grandma?
    They ask when they are small.
    They hope that you will answer,
    It's out in that big U-Haul.

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    It's time to sit back
    with a bedtime snack
    and watch tv,
    just hubby baby & me.
    What's on tonight?
    Ladies in a fight?
    Housewives of Orange County
    was a thrill on Thursday night.

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    Re: 3-minute poetry

    two cents say he finally showed 'em
    he's very obnoxious with a modem
    just terrible, horrible, each post
    he is loathed, coast to coast
    think I'll kick him in the scrotum
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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