Totally heartfelt, Wayner. It moved me.
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Totally heartfelt, Wayner. It moved me.
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When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey
Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5
The only reason Paulie finds that funny is because he used to sit across from me at work in a former job, and he's seen me slam the phone down after talking to a customer and actually "recite" that poem.![]()
I know that one too!Originally posted by Wayner
Augh! A panic attack
Ack ack ack
Noooooooo!
watch me walk across the room
i sit i stare i smile
saunter over
buy me a beer
i'll be your girl a while.![]()
Huh, that's odd. For some reason, I'm having this uncontrolable urge to saunter down to Dallas and buy a case of beer. Strange.![]()
Sher, you forgot the part about how he has to buy your friend one too. Has it been that long since we have been out together?
It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer
hey bartender! over here!
i need a vodka and a beer!
I sauntered into a Dallas bar one afternoon
Feif and Sher sat across the room
A vodka or beer to make them swoon
It's clear to me I married too soon
Gee, look at me jeopardize my marriage in 3 minutes flat!![]()
Hey I am married too!
My husband hung the moon!
It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer