3-minute poetry

[rgw718]

Enjoy six days
before Santa arrives.
He'll bring lots of presents
and no beehives.

[rgw718]

Congrats to Romantic's son!
At hockey he's number one!
He shined at the trials,
and his mom is all smiles!
Olympic victory is all but won!

[nanaslbkp]

Snow, snow, go away;
Come again another day.
Wanted to go out and play,
But Arthur-itis came to stay.

[rgw718]

FORT friends are
celebrating Easter today,
with eggs, baskets, hams,
and fine apparel display.
Many bow their
heads and pray,
thankful that the
Lord is risen today.

[lopevian]

oh gosh, I feel duty bound to report
that poem referenced no one from Fort
suffering fools would never be a chore
I'd simply put any offender on "ignore"

the posters are warm and friendly here
if they are not, from them I steer clear
in my rush, my eyes fell upon the modem
thought to myself, "that rhymes with scrotum"

it was late, I was sleepy, what can I say?
things sure look different in the light of day
I should have written about Niagra Falls
instead of kicking a made-up dude in the balls

Balls!...What the heck? That's no talk for a lady!
It came back to me, after reading post eighty
Quite literally the "three minute" limit I took
Around my desk, I was taking a look
Modem...scrotum...oh the hour was wee
Guess, at the time, it gave me a "tee hee"