Last Comic Standing
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have.
Mystery Theatre 3000
One Life To Live
"Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." - Jon Bon Jovi
I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either
"I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller