It's trying to get away from the freezer. :shrug
Why is the stop light red?
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It's trying to get away from the freezer. :shrug
Why is the stop light red?
Because it saw the green light flash.:blush
Why do clocks tick?
Because they're hooked on rhythm.
Why do we never see any baby pidgeons?
Because they're too busy pooping on very tiny statues.
Why do frogs hop?
Cause they would look funny if they walked from lily pad to lily pad.
What is a twilight zone?
That's where the crowd goes between double headers.
Why do basketball players endorse tennis shoes?
Because tennis rackets are harder to sell.
How does a river ripple and run at the same time?
It's very physically coordinated.
Why do birds know how to sing?
Because they're just too little to bark.
Why do M & M's never melt in the cookies?
Because their shells can withstand the heat of a thousand volcanos!
What does M & M stand for?