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Old 01-20-2006, 03:15 PM   #11
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Old 01-20-2006, 03:53 PM   #12
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A: Because it was invented by Tom P. Ervert of Peeping, Yorkshire.

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Old 01-20-2006, 05:17 PM   #13
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Because everyone loves to do what they're told NOT to do.

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Old 01-20-2006, 11:23 PM   #14
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So they can take something to the bottle depot.

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Old 01-20-2006, 11:27 PM   #15
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Because it forgot to take it's antidepressants and mood stabilizers.

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Old 01-21-2006, 08:12 PM   #16
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Because if they didn't, they'd be lakes.

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Old 01-21-2006, 08:18 PM   #17
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To that peacful sock place in the sky!

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Old 01-21-2006, 08:27 PM   #18
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Old 01-21-2006, 08:42 PM   #19
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