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01-20-2006, 03:15 PM
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| FORT Regular Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: CANADA Age: 28
Posts: 92
| The flour. Why can you see through glass? |
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01-20-2006, 03:53 PM
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| Wild thang Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In the trees Age: 49
Posts: 4,890
| A: Because it was invented by Tom P. Ervert of Peeping, Yorkshire. Q: Why does the worse a review a movie gets, the bigger an audience it gets?
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01-20-2006, 05:17 PM
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| Got Cattitude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the Kat House in Kanada
Posts: 7,695
| Because everyone loves to do what they're told NOT to do. Why do people buy bottled water when its Free?
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01-20-2006, 11:23 PM
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| FORT Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 621
| So they can take something to the bottle depot. Why is the sky blue? |
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01-20-2006, 11:27 PM
| #15 |
| Got Cattitude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the Kat House in Kanada
Posts: 7,695
| Because it forgot to take it's antidepressants and mood stabilizers. Why do rivers run?
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01-21-2006, 08:12 PM
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| FORT Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 621
| Because if they didn't, they'd be lakes. Where does the one sock go after you've done the wash? |
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01-21-2006, 08:18 PM
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| Got Cattitude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the Kat House in Kanada
Posts: 7,695
| To that peacful sock place in the sky! If you plug a parking meter, is it still hungry?
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01-21-2006, 08:27 PM
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| FORT Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 621
| Have you ever seen a parking meter that was full? Where do echoes come from? |
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01-21-2006, 08:42 PM
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| Got Cattitude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the Kat House in Kanada
Posts: 7,695
| Echoes don't come from anywhere. They are always returning from where they once were. Why do owls always aks "WHO"?
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01-22-2006, 08:55 AM
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| PFFT! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: At home Age: 52
Posts: 8,373
| A: Because they don't want to bend their necks to look down. Q: Why do reality shows usually have poor vs rich? |
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