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    Re: GAME: Questions and Answers

    Because their brains can't process too many things at once.

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    Because there isn't much else to do in most towns.


    Why are Valentine's hearts not shaped like human hearts?

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    Because human hearts are shaped like upsidedown pears, and girls would be insulted, thinking the guy's implying that she's got a big bottom and little top.

    Why is Florida just sticking out of the USA?
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    Because the old people live there and when you get older, things start to sag.


    Why is the sun so bright?

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    Loved that answer!

    The sun's so bright because it has to last the trip from where it is in the solar system all the way to Earth.

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    Because people like everything fast now days. Whether it is good for them or not.

    If we aren't supposed to speed, why can cars go faster than the speed limit?

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    Because speed limits are different in different places.

    Why are there waffle-makers and sandwich-makers but no donut-makers or bagel-bakers?
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    Because that would mean more infomercials and tell me, who really wants more of them?


    Why does my foot fall asleep when I sit on it for long periods of time?

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    Because it's in a warm, dark and comfy place to fall asleep.

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    Because the i is for you and the pod is because it isn't much bigger than a peapod. Gosh my intelligence just overwhelms me...

    Why is it easier to hit your thumb with a hammer than a nail?

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