GAME: Questions and Answers

[Tickety]

Because their brains can't process too many things at once.

Why has the typical date always been a movie and dinner?

[Poohtz]

Because there isn't much else to do in most towns.


Why are Valentine's hearts not shaped like human hearts?

[Tickety]

Because human hearts are shaped like upsidedown pears, and girls would be insulted, thinking the guy's implying that she's got a big bottom and little top.

Why is Florida just sticking out of the USA?

[Poohtz]

Because the old people live there and when you get older, things start to sag.


Why is the sun so bright?

[Tickety]

Loved that answer!

The sun's so bright because it has to last the trip from where it is in the solar system all the way to Earth.

Why do people like fast food?

[Poohtz]

Because people like everything fast now days. Whether it is good for them or not.

If we aren't supposed to speed, why can cars go faster than the speed limit?

[Tickety]

Because speed limits are different in different places.

Why are there waffle-makers and sandwich-makers but no donut-makers or bagel-bakers?

[Poohtz]

Because that would mean more infomercials and tell me, who really wants more of them?


Why does my foot fall asleep when I sit on it for long periods of time?

[Tickety]

Because it's in a warm, dark and comfy place to fall asleep.

Why are iPods so-called?

[Poohtz]

Because the i is for you and the pod is because it isn't much bigger than a peapod. Gosh my intelligence just overwhelms me...

Why is it easier to hit your thumb with a hammer than a nail?