Remember: Mentioning Jesus in your speech: small government. Doing what Jesus asked: big government - Stephen Colbert
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. (Unknown)
"The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire
" The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "
"Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." - Jon Bon Jovi