Name 10 things your cat might be telling you:
1. I hope you don't think I'm paying attention to you.
2. Feed me!
3. Do you really think you're in charge?
4. The dog has to go.
5. I'm gonna puke on the White Carpet any minute now.
6. While you're at work, I'm sharpening these claws for you!
7. Go to bed so that I can go trash diving for Chicken Bones.
8. If you don't clean my litter box, I'm going to leave a present on your pillow.
9. I want your attention, NOW!!!