Name 10 OTHER ways to leave your lover:
1. In the lurch, at the church, and besmirch!
2. Dear John letter (his name isn't John) and say that you won the lottery but giving it away to charity so that you can go live among the pygmies
3, Tell him you're going into the witness protection plan and the mob is hot on your trail so it's best he know nothing. Absolutely nothing..