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    Poor Unk. That bites. Big time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unklescott
    I would love to Sleepy, but I have to go to work. We're getting some new equipment installed at the restaurant tonight and I have to be there. Just what I want to do the night before vacation, spend the night at the restaurant installing a new grill line. So my first day of vacation will be spent sleeping.
    Aww, I feel your pain. I'm off to write a research paper on some geeky topic. Bye! Thanks so much for inviting us to your party, Phat!

    *grabs a couple of adult beverages on the way out* Hey, it's okay. I'm walking 127.0.0.1 tonight.

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    *dons "Kiss the Cook" apron*

    Not bad, Scott, but my head is usually bigger than that.

    And, what? Leaving already? *tosses beer behind his back to Scott* Take one for the road, man. (Note: Drinking and driving is bad, mmkay? :nono)

    One, well done, for Jewelsy, coming right up.

    Hey, marybeth, how you doin', girl? You bring the kids with you? They can play the GameCube or PlayStation in my gameroom or watch the one or two Disney DVD's I've got.

    Jennifer, you're really hooking us up! And cold, too! (Love your outfit, by the way.) ETA: What? Leaving already, too? Aww...

    sleepysluggo, I'll take a margarita, but I'll take care of 'em. I could use your expertise on the grill.
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    Damn... Jen's leaving too. Well, come back later.

    Phat -- this burger is deee-lish.
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    Hey You Guys. It's good to finally meet you in person!

    I'm finally here!!! I decided to stop and get the new Wrangler detailed since I'll be using it tonight to haul all of your drunken butts home after this cookout!!

    I want you looking sharp as I designatedly drive you all home!!!

    Oh, watch your step, 'cause I let the Pomeranians out and they're running around here somewhere!!

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    Yay, Pom's here!

    Um, maybe you should've waited to get the Wranger cleaned... just in case there's some "spillage" of any type.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phat32
    Jennifer, you're really hooking us up! And cold, too! (Love your outfit, by the way.)
    Aww, thanks, phat. Unklescott thought it was too redneck.

    Hi, Pom!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    Yay, Pom's here!

    Um, maybe you should've waited to get the Wranger cleaned... just in case there's some "spillage" of any type.
    Nah, I trust you guys, Jewels! Besides, I took the carpet out for the night, so if there's any spillage I can just take out the floor plugs, hose it all out, and towel dry the floor.

    By the way, I have "Cold Case" playing on my TV right now, you guys, and it's scaring the living CRAP out of me!!!

    So let's get back to this cookout fast, so I won't be scared over here!

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    Porn! Ah, the designated driver is the VIP, indeed.

    *watches Porn's dogs run around with his dogs*

    I think there's going to be trouble later.

    Jen, I don't think there's anything "too redneck" about Daisy Dukes at all.
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    Ma'am, pardon me. Is your name Jennifer? Oh, I'm sorry.

    Good Evening, Madam. I'm Pom. Is your name Jennifer? Are you Jennifer? Oh, I'm sorry, I must have mistaken you for someone else. Sorry.

    Um, hello Miss? Hi, I'm Pomeraniac, is your name Jennifer, by any chance? Oh, I apologize.

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    Hi Pom!!!
    Oh HELLO THERE, Jennifer!!! I've been looking all over for you!!! It's so nice to finally find you!!

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