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    Smile... Snowy's Avatar
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    Yes, someone farted.

    HYE farted so loud that everyone heard it and were laughing at you?

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    hmm cant say that i have


    Have you ever just started to make farting sounds in a movie theater during the previews?

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    No..
    Have you ever broken something in a grocery store before, resulting in a huge crashing noise?
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    Yes, a huge jar of grape jelly at the local Super Wallyworld. Who told them stacking them that high was a good idea?

    Have you ever told a stranger their zipper was down?

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    yes *wicked laffter*

    Have you ever watched a car accident happen?
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    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Unfortunately yes

    Have you ever opened something in the grocery store you intend to buy and eat it while you shopped? (Just curious because I've seen women let their kids do this with boxes of crackers or grapes)

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    no

    Have you ever done grocery shopping and ordered out because "there was nothing to eat?"
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    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    yes, especially during the holidays when all the food in house is to be used for another occasion.

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    no

    Have you ever started to go somewhere, such as shopping and decided the heck with it and gone back home?
    - The Dean Martin Show -
    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Yes - a couple times before.
    Have you ever started getting into someone else's car by mistake in a parking lot, because you thought it was your car?
    "Show a dog an ounce of love and he'll be your friend for life." ~ Stuart and Linda Macfarlane

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