Have You Ever...?

:omg What a tool!

I sure have had those nights.

Have you ever had pneumonia?

That's terrible J.D!

Yes, sadly enough I got it half way between South Dakota and Phoenix on a road trip over Christmas. Not much fun sitting in the back of a 4 seater truck looking out the window down an 8000 ft cliff in New Mexico! (Small rant- New Mexico has the WORST rest stops in the entire country... just thought you should know, a large boulder rock and a roll of toilet paper is NOT a restroom!!!)

Have you ever gone off on a rant?

:lol Are you kidding? You poor kids are my rantees. Sorry for making you put up with it. (I do try to add a bit'o'humor, though.)

Have you ever watched the Hills (c'mon, you know you have) and it practically put you to sleep?

No wonder you're single, JD! Trust me when I say that not all men are like your ex!

Sorry to disappoint you, but I have never seen that show. Given the two idiots I see posing all over the net, I never want to see it.

Have you ever baked a cake that fell flat?

Yes, it was so sad

Have you ever replied to all by accident on an email?

no

Have you ever received the wrong bill?

Yes! I almost cried until I realized it wasn't mine!

Have you ever fallen asleep outside and gotten sunburned?

Yes

Have you ever had anxiety all day that caused stomach problems?

Yes I have. Try Rescue Remedy if you haven't already. I never leave home without it.

Have you ever burnt sage to cleanse your home?

No
Have you ever drank peppermint flavored tea for a tummy ache?