Have You Ever...?

[buglover]

Yes

Have you ever had bird poop on your shirt/hair/jacket and not known?

[rgw718]

No

Have you ever had to open your car door at a drive-thru because your car window was broken and couldn't be rolled down?

[nanaslbkp]

Yes.

Have you ever played Twister?

[NickNack77]

:rotfl You guys are funny--and deep. Deeply funny? Deeply disturbed?

No, I haven't had a baby untie my shoelaces while at the computer.

Have you ever held a baby chick?

[rgw718]

I have played Twister, and I have held a baby chick, but not simultaneously.

Have you ever watched a cute chick grow into an ugly chicken?

[buglover]

Yes

Have you ever shot a gun?

[rgw718]

No

Have you ever felt scared at night when someone knocked on your door?

[angelic_one2002]

yes
Have you ever had arthritis in the hip or knees?

[rgw718]

No

Have you ever broken a pair of glasses?

[buglover]

Yes

Have you ever found more than $100 on the sidewalk?