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    a casket floating in the lagoon. What the????? Did someone die? Bra girl can sometimes be a bit deft. Just then a very mean man named "Sawyer" came up behind her and in a flip of the wrist stole every piece of jewelry off her body.
    The Donald became enraged, however Sir Richard, along with Jeff Probst.........
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    told Donald to shut up. The Donald was just about to assault them both with the over-sized diamond studded comb he uses on his hair, when Gilligan Gooner popped up from inside the floating casket. All fell silent as Gilligan Gooner announced, " 6' 7"/130lb Gilligan Gooner has learned the secret of this island". Sir Richard stepped forward and said, "Well, my dear sir, tell us, quickly!" Gilligan Gooner, loving the enthralled attention of all, spoke very slowly, "The secret of this island is...."

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    Just when Gooner was about to reveal the secret, Donald Trump jumped up and proceeded to fire everyone for telling him to shut up. "Who the heck is this idiot in the red shirt? You're fired! I have billions of dollars! I have really yuge, terrific buildings! I have an absolutely perfect hairstyle! I think I'm gonna build on this island my new Trump Island Hotel and Casino right in the middle of that forest." He then realized that everyone stood up and were about to attack when he said, "Ok, ok. I'm sorry. You are all going to be big successes someday." This somehow made everyone feel better. Gooner then said, "Right. Anyway, the secret of the island is..."
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    buttered toast. Yes, that's right you heard me correctly, the secret of the island is buttered toast! If you might stumble across the rare one of a kind buttered toast, you will......
    It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt by a tumbleweed!

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    bury it deeply, very very deeply into the ground. Because if you don't you will soon...............
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    become buttered toast yourself, and then....

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    the sun will cause you to hallucinate. And then you'll get really hungry and look down and see buttered toast. But actually, you'll be looking at yourself. And then you'll start eating yourself. And then you start to realize you're eating yourself..." Just as he was carrying on, Donald Trump threw his diamond covered comb at Gooner. "Snap out of it or I will fire you PERMANENTLY! I have an idea to get us off of this island. Listen up...
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    first of all, Gooner's body size would make for a good canoe. If we could just find bra girl to make a good sail for us we could use The Donald's comb as a paddle. Being that the comb is about 4ft long. Just then buttered toast realized he was just finishing his left leg when.................
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    a big hawk came down and swooped him up. Next thing he knows....

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    he's flying! So, he flies them all off the island to civilization. And they're all happy.

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    It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt by a tumbleweed!

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