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    Shoot Down the Pick Up Line

    In the spirit of "what are the best pick up lines," (one of my all time favorite threads, by the way,) I'd like to hear from those of you who have had the opportunity to shoot those lines down.

    So post away. I have many but not much time right now, so I'll start with my favorite...

    "If I promise to miss you, will you go away."
    TRUTH, BOREDOM, HUMOR
    "It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
    -Jerome K. Jerome

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    OK, a few more...

    "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

    "Don't you have an imaginary date you should be bothering about now?"

    "Please, keep talking, I always yawn when I'm interested."

    "Which village is missing the idiot?"

    "You're about as subtle as a flying brick."

    "I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"

    "I like your approch. Now let's see your departure."

    "Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case, they're nothing."

    mean, I know, but some people really deserve them.
    TRUTH, BOREDOM, HUMOR
    "It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
    -Jerome K. Jerome

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    LATAS...they are good. Mind if I borrow some when I'm out with the girls?
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    lol....funny!

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    Just heard another one.... not too original, but since I heard it issued from Roseanne's "Cow" to two Bulls on Disney's "Home On The Range," I had to include it...

    "I have two words for you.... COLD ... SHOWER"

    TRUTH, BOREDOM, HUMOR
    "It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
    -Jerome K. Jerome

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    Awww, come ON Ladies! No one has a good ego buster????

    TRUTH, BOREDOM, HUMOR
    "It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
    -Jerome K. Jerome

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    Heres one from a guys point of view:

    and JUST what Rock did you come out from under?
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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