What Should Your Job Be

[toque]

*runs of to contact Homeland Security, let them know Canada is planning an attack*

If I can ever get off my barstool.

[Torpedo]

Torpedo, Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.

My name, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. (I love this one)

[Dinahann]

For my real first and last name I should be the Office Gopher. Using my name and my husband's last name (which I don't use) it says the ideal job is the job I have now (Social Worker).
Using Dinahann it says I should be a Pole Dancer; that appeals about as much as the others.

[pinkieparrot]

My dad's ideal job is a Garden Gnome. Ha!
And my brother is a professional tramp!

Pinkie Parrot-Animal Therapist
my first name- Nun
My whole name- Kid's TV presentor

[Qboots]

For my real first name: Local who's always in the pub whenever you walk in

So your real first name is Norm?

[Clipse]

Derek, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.
Clipse, Your ideal job is a Headteacher.
First + Last Name, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
My full name, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.

[toque]

So your real first name is Norm?

Me: "Good evening, everybody"
Everyone shouts: "LINDA!"
Just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

[colby_d]

colby_d, your ideal job is a Prime Minister
Colby, your ideal job is a Garden Gnome
Colby #######, your ideal job is a dentist
Colby Levi #######, your ideal job is a gigolo

Yeah, I guess I could be Prime Minister, but the rest . . . come on!

[dfleming2]

David, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in

[toque]

"DAVE!"