Sorry you didn't make it in time, chrisdevine.
... or maybe you should be sorry for me. It's only been 3 1/2 hours so far and I think I'm already the target of my tribe. Come on Tribe "Molishly American Idolish", wouldn't it be better to win a few challenges, string me along, and then let me go when I'm no longer needed?
Ok, I'm going to bed, maybe I'll be able to figure this out differently tomorrow. (Pro tip: Make sure you send your PMs to the right person, I'm not naming names yet... *I* don't want to strategize to early )