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    Story Time..

    Let's write a story!

    One day Pam ( thats me ) was walking down the street when suddenly.........
    Ever noticed that everybody wants to be somebody, but nobody wants to grow?

    Why is 'if' the middle word in life?

    Whenever anyone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says "I'll try," five thousand bees. ("I can," one bee.)

    - Jack Handey

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    a pit bull came rushing towards her. In that instant, Pam.......................

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    turned into her alter-ego, Super Pam! Then.............
    Ever noticed that everybody wants to be somebody, but nobody wants to grow?

    Why is 'if' the middle word in life?

    Whenever anyone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says "I'll try," five thousand bees. ("I can," one bee.)

    - Jack Handey

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    Super Pam quickly dashed out of the way of the pitbull....but, when she looked closer, it was not a pitbull at all, it was a giant rat!...she heard a hissing noise and slowly turned around and was left speechless at the sight of...

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    Mothra!!!


    Just then, behind the evergreen bush .. she hears a song, and this is what she heard;

    Mothra oh Mothra (Mosura ya Mosura)
    Hear our call for you to save us (dongan kasakuyan indoo muu)
    over time, over sea (rosuto uiraadoa, hanba hanbamuyan)
    like a wave you come (randa banunradan tounjukanraa)
    our guardian angel (kasaku yaanmu)
    Mothra oh Mothra (Mosura ya Mosura)
    the people have forgotten kindness (yasashisasae waure)
    their spirits fall to ruin (arehateta)
    we shall pray for the people as we sing (hito no kokoro inorinagara)
    this song of love (utai, ai no uta)


    Pam moves a prickly branch back to reveal, sitting in a cool, soft spot:

    THE TWIN FAIRIES!



    Feeling compelled to return the Shobijin to Infant Island, Pam leans down to.........
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    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    admire the twin fairies..she quickly scoops them up and puts them in her fanny-pack.....Pam wondered what to do with these mothra-loving pixies, but before she knew it, the hissing sound was back!! She surely had to deal with this sound before she returned the fairies to their rightful home....

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    Super Pam then realized the hissing sound wasn't Mothra but Godzilla inflicted with laryngitis. At that point she looked at Godzilla and started screaming go away you filthy beast if you know what's good for you, but Godzilla was confused because Pam's words weren't in sync with her lip movements. Then the sky started to darken and there was a thunderous roar...
    "So, what is fame? It's lightening that strikes some people. It's lightening that some people seek." Jewel

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    ...whilst the little faeries rose from Pam's fannypack and blinded Godzilla by tossing their golden pixiedust into his eyes. Blinded and furious with wrath, the big gorilla stumbled about, grasping for somebody to toss.
    "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

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    Godzilla, while stunned by the pixie dust and filled with rage, tripped over a large tree stump and fell into a large hole. He fell down deep into the earth and when he hit bottom, a mysterious creature with the body of an elephant and the head of a turtle looked upon him with a huge cheshire-like grin on his face. This mysterious creature looked down upon Godzilla, cocked his head and...
    "I'm very tired of thinking. It doesn't seem to help very much."
    -Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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    ..

    and said "hey there. hi there, ho there.".....and then

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