What Will You Do... ?

[getreal]

What will you do when you get stuck at the zoo overnight?
That almost happened to me once!
I'd probably try to catch the peacock and eat it.

What will you do if someone claimed to be your long-lost child you gave up for adoption?

[Maveno]

What will you do if someone claimed to be your long-lost child you gave up for adoption?

Re-name her/him Immaculate Conception.


What will you do if someone came running up to you at a stop light, flashed a badge and said, "I'm in hot pursuit of a felon who just stole my car..please get out so I can commadeer your vehicle!!!"?

[getreal]

I'd ask "then what's up with the seeing-eye dog?"

What will you do if you witnessed someone shoplift?

[misskitty]

I'd tell them if they put it right back, they'll get a "stay out of jail FREE" card. And not collect $400.

What will you do if you are told you are adopted?

[getreal]

Put the moves on my sexy cousin.

What will you do if you heard the ice cracking beneath your feet as you were walking across a frozen lake?

[Ana Bannana]

Pray, walk very slowly, and try not to wet my pants.

What would you do if you saw your brother's wife kissing another guy that wasn't your brother?

[getreal]

I'd introduce myself to my brother's father-in-law.

What will you do if you see a UFO?

[misskitty]

I'd get my brand new Canon PowerShot SD30 Digital ELPH that I got from someone special for Xmas and get a million dollar $$$ front page shot so I can retire!

What will you do if the aliens on the UFO invite you up for a drinky-poo?

[Spike]

Scream and Run Widly

What would you do if you found out your parents are aliens?

[anemone]

Help them get their green cards.

What would you do if you were detained in a foreign jail?