Will You... ?

Perhaps ; )

Will you buy Halloween candy?

Already did.

Will you accompany any small children on their trick or treat rounds?

Yes

Will you dress up yourself?

No

Will you put a flashlight, glow stick, or candle in your carved pumpkin?

Candle

Will you keep your porch light on until you run out of candy?

It stays on from dusk to dawn anyway.

Will you leave a bowl of candy out on the porch steps or answer the door each time the doorbell rings?

Answered the door

Will you send Thanksgiving cards to loved ones?

probably

Will you be internet surfing much today?

No

Will you ask a loved one to pick up some groceries for you today?

No

Will you shop in several food stores or just one?