Will You... ?

No

Will you wear an oversized t-shirt to bed?

No, I wear pajamas.

Will you have a day of rest?

Yes, one of these days........

Will you let me know when we can all have a day of rest together??

I'm up for that anytime.

Will you snack after midnight?

No

Will you get up for a glass of water in the middle of the night?

No

Will you shop online today?

No

Will you sell online today?

No

Will you settle someone's estate this year?

No

Will you change your will this year?

......yikes, don't have one!......

Will you ask people in the grocery store to reach things for you?