Will You... ?

I have to stop anything caffeinated before 2 p.m.

Will you go to a gun range?

I really want to one day. It looks like a rush!

Will you lick your lips when you have chapstick on?

Yes, but not when I use Carmex.

Will you swim in a river?

Not now, as a kid sure

Will you get concerned over a new pain?

Yes, if it lasts.

Will you make a pie?

If we have company coming over

Will you eat out tonight?

Nah....

Will you take medication with water or with another beverage?

Usually with water, unless it will upset my stomach. Then I use milk or eat a bite of bread.

Will you be celebrating a birthday soon? Yours or a friend/relative?

No....the next birthday isn't until the end of Nov.

Will you sell something on Craigslist?

Yes

Will you put a Wanted ad on Craigslist?