Will You... ?

I always do!

Will you wear a pointed party hat at a child's birthday party?

If asked, yes.

Will you insist that your birthday cake have lots of candles on it for you to blow out?

NO WAY! I couldn't possibly blow out my candles - especially this year. (I'm old.)


Will you show up to a party with no gift?

No, I couldn't do that.

Will you try free samples that are offered in the grocery store?

I usually eat the fruit samples in the produce department.

Will you buy frozen fruit?

Yes, strawberries.

Will you ever go on a reality show if asked to?

No

Will you drive into a bad neighborhood?

Only by accident

Will you stay in a hotel room if you see a bug there?

Not a chance - roaches are my biggest phobia. *shudder*

Will you come help me clean my hacienda?

I have a roach phobia, too, J.D.! :omg

No, you're too far away for me to help with any cleaning!

Will you pick up litter in your neighborhood?