Will You... ?

Yes, some of those solitaire computer games drive me crazy!

Will you be going out tonight?

no.

Will you be renting a movie within the next week?

No, I don't rent movies much.

Will you be putting together an Easter basket for someone this year?

Yes, I still make them for my teenagers.

Will you ask for a raise?

I only recall asking for one once - but it worked!

Will you call in sick just to make a point?

No

Will you always keep shoes by the bed?

Yes

Will you stop to help a stranded motorist?

If it seemed like a safe situation I would.

Will you always share a recipe if someone asks for it?

Yes

Will you undergo elective surgery if it was free?

No

Will you return borrowed stuff in a reasonable amount of time?