Will You... ?

[buglover]

No

Will you drink expired milk?

[Bunny555]

Nope...learned my lesson the first time

Will you climb a high ladder?

[luvsginger]

Sure, but what for?

Will you buy a more economic car next time around?

[buglover]

I don't know how much more economic I can go but yes.

Will you eat slim jims if that's the only food around?

[Tickety]

The only food? I suppose so...

Will you carve the turkey this Thanksgiving?

[Poohtz]

Probably, but I do a lousy job.

Will you bake a turkey this year?

[Tickety]

My family will... but I don't know what I'll be doing.

Will you trust your parents with your life?

[Bunny555]

My parents are gone but when they were alive, yes I did.

Will you sometimes not answer the door if you don't feel like having company?

[Tickety]

Yeah.

Will you ever drown your sorrows in alcohol?

[buglover]

Yup

Will you skip work/school if you have a huge blemish on your face?