I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen
University Park, Texas
Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano
So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson
North Zulch, Texas
"Show a dog an ounce of love and he'll be your friend for life." ~ Stuart and Linda Macfarlane