I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen
Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano
So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson
"Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." - Jon Bon Jovi