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    [QUOTE=Columbia, MD;4199502]Name four things you should never give a four year old:

    1. A jigsaw puzzle with 50 pieces.
    2.. A large glass of grape juice in a room with white carpeting.

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    Name four things you should never give a four year old:

    1. A jigsaw puzzle with 50 pieces.
    2. A large glass of grape juice in a room with white carpeting.
    3. Carte blanche to inform you of her bedtime rules / routine

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    Name four things you should never give a four year old:

    1. A jigsaw puzzle with 50 pieces.
    2. A large glass of grape juice in a room with white carpeting.
    3. Carte blanche to inform you of her bedtime rules / routine
    4. The keys to your car.

    Name 4 things that would make a truly funny (not hurtful) practical joke:
    Count your blessings!

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    Name Four Things You Should Never Say to a Nun:
    1)Is your lifestyle habit-forming?

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    Name Four Things You Should Never Say to a Nun:
    1)Is your lifestyle habit-forming?
    2) Don't you miss partying?

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    Name Four Things You Should Never Say to a Nun:
    1) Is your lifestyle habit-forming?
    2) Don't you miss partying?
    3) Black is not becoming on you.

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    Name Four Things You Should Never Say to a Nun:
    1) Is your lifestyle habit-forming?
    2) Don't you miss partying?
    3) Black is not becoming on you.
    4) What's black and white, black and white, black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs.

    Now for Gut's category: Name 4 things that would make a truly funny (not hurtful) practical joke:

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    Name 4 things that would make a truly funny (not hurtful) practical joke:

    1. slowly let the air out of a balloon whilst standing in a crowded elevator

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    Name 4 things that would make a truly funny (not hurtful) practical joke:

    1. slowly let the air out of a balloon whilst standing in a crowded elevator
    2. at a meeting, tell the featured (male) speaker his fly is open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastcoastmom View Post
    Name Four Things You Should Never Say to a Nun:
    1) Is your lifestyle habit-forming?
    2) Don't you miss partying?
    3) Black is not becoming on you.
    4) What's black and white, black and white, black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs.

    Now for Gut's category: Name 4 things that would make a truly funny (not hurtful) practical joke:

    Yikes--sorry. Somehow I totally missed that post.

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