four reasons to call off sick from work
well, since I haven't worked in several years...let's see....
1. I married a lawyer so I could stay home and spend his money. (a very dangerous stunt - approach with caution)
3. Sick kids.
4. Holding out for a raise. (that one worked as opposed to no. 1 which didn't)
name four things you like to munch on at the movie theater