Similes

[dfleming2]

happy as a pup with two peters.

[angelic_one2002]

happy as a lark

[echo1960]

Hairy as a spider

[angelic_one2002]

sick as a dog

[Muduh]

Poor as dirt.
Bright as a new penny.
Big as a barn.
Stubborn as a mule.
Slow as a snail.
Dark as night.
Bright as day.
Bald as an Eagle.
Hot as hell.
Cold as ice.
Drunk as a skunk.
Bold as brass.
Dumber than dirt.
Crooked as a snake.
Clumsy as an Ox.
Skinny as a rail.
Straight as an arrow.
Pretty as a picture.

[J.D.]

silly as a goose


Reading over these posts I keep thinking, how did I forget that? Oh, I knew that!

[Muduh]

I had to delete several when I reread other peoples.
Big as a barrel
Old as the hills

[angelic_one2002]

dumb as a box of rocks
dumber than a doorknob

[Sphere]

higher than a kite
sharp as nails
cool as a cucumber
dressed to kill
if the shoe fits
fits like a glove
sly like a fox

[angelic_one2002]

ugly as a mud fence