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[coolguy]

I haven't seen this, but I want to -- Time magazine had an article a week or two ago about it, and how much more difficult it is

It's probaly really good if it's in time magazine...

Wow, i forgot about this thread.

[ADKLove]

ineedalife

I'm honored to be mentioned here

*runs off to look for incriminating posts by ineeda - call it "sibing rivalry" if you will *

[Igotalife]

Not done playing yet.....



So, Broadway....I'm so glad to know that you are an equal opportunity flirt....

it's been my experience that people, men or women, who limit themselves only to certain categories of the opposite sex are often sorely disappointed. ...

it's certainly possible that you can fall in love with different types of people

Guess your hard work is paying off....

I decided to listen to my voice mail tonight and found that I have 9 messages

Too much at once?

i think i'm going to go jump in the pool to swim off some nervous energy

Guess not....

the boys know they're screwed now

And quirky too?!

he's a cutie. Attached with him is this little turkey puppet

Leave that poor turkey alone....

STILL couldn't tell whether he had shorts on or was naked

Poor guy even forgot what month it is.

A woman always has the right to change her mind...

Oh, now THERE'S one that I walked out on.

Guess I'm not the only one that needsaboytoy.

Does anyone want to join me here on the beach?????

[ADKLove]

Ohhhh - I want to play, too

Just noticing all the helpful hints ineedalife has to offer

one man doesn't get the job done

Resolve carpet cleaner has always worked well for me and it smells good too.

In fact, I use the residue as a lotion

Also, believe it or not, meat tenderizer (packed on wet) works wonders for taking any swelling down.

Ok-who is going to confess to trying this?

Um, maybe you, ineedalife????

I do this too. All my friends and family seem to know this about me too

Note to self: Never get intoxicated around Jewelsy for fear of what I might agree to do.

Oh, ineedalife - you should really take your own advice

If they had "butt" donors, I would gladly sign up to donate mine

Uh, little too much information there, ineedalife

[Broadway]

Thanks, ADK!

ineedarealjob..... I'll get you, missy!

[Broadway]

Ahhh... Texie:

I'm soo happy...any of these dates look doable!

I'm a fan of his body

And he's pretty damn useless too.

Good thing I disconnect my phone

[Igotalife]

ADK, I'm so proud. In "real life" , I am the bratty little sister...so keeping true to my title, ADK, this one is back at ya.

I didn't realize that you own a club....

As the owner () of a virtual drinking establishment it is my responsibility

Umm, what kind of club is it anyways?

we don't have a pole or anything

Oh! I heard about that new form of um, "dancing"....

I went chair shopping last night.

Give it time....if you build it, they will come....

*wonders aloud where all the men are*

50 sounds a lot better than 10

But I am frustrated...

Ah, you found a victim man...look out Jay!

Jay looks like Sawyer? *grabs compact, powders nose,...

May I buy you a drink *winks at Sawyer look-alike longingly*

*flirts blatantly, assuming to(u)que is right and Jay looks like Sawyer*

Man, maybe he's just not that into you....

I'm a Playful Kisser

I'm going to be "Lit" for Halloween again this year

Why does that sound so much like Menage a 'twa (or however you spell it...)

*secretly excited to be part of a coup d'etat*

Eh, what does it hurt?

Taking a guy out wilderness camping with me has become kind of a litmus test

takes one last swig, leaves phone number for Jay

Aw, I'm honored...you actually do take my advice sometimes huh?

*note to self - must get a life

[Burntcrow]

Mmmm - nice cake Erin - looks Yummy

ADK likes cake.....

Better put that somewhere no one *coughmecough* can get into it before AIW gets

Hey - can someone give me a hand?

Breaking out the good stuff

What good stuff are you breaking out and why is it not in the "What do you look like thread"??????

[ADKLove]

OK, so I like cake. Still trying to figure out what you like, Burnt

Okay...if you are going to do "it", why would you do it next to a window?

Good question – is that from personal experience?

I don't think I have ever done that...I should though to creep out my friends...

Sounds like a busy night, Burnt…

well...It is almost 1am here so I am heading off to bed....I am with you Salome!

Now I can watch in peace...

*goes in denial*

Tell us what you really prefer, Burnt….

I don't know if I am just in a good mood but...

Donkeys or horses?

*goes in denial*

I think you misunderstood the question, Burnt

squirrels or chipmunks?

I'm not picky..so I will take either..unless they have that stromg fishy taste...

I just put them in and press the button...just great

Burnt – that sounds disgusting!

Yeah, its weird, sounds like a pretty normal flavor to me

I think I'll pass, Burnt

well..shoot...Ill take the leftovers..

[Burntcrow]

That fake conversation was genius.....but I will be back!