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    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Yeah, but is your massage with your all natural big breasts?
    Well, I don't usually perform the massage WITH my breasts (and they are aaaallllll natural, baybee...)....is that how you do it, Chomp? You kinky thing, you!
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
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    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    Are these spots becoming? chompstick's Avatar
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    Bama, are we in the right place??

    Quote Originally Posted by Bama
    shut up pothead
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    Quote Originally Posted by evalaruefan
    I've never smoked pot or tried any sort of drugs
    Quote Originally Posted by Marley
    I have never been drunk
    Quote Originally Posted by pinkieparrot
    I have never and will never let any type of cigarette/drug pass my lips because I don't want to screw over my life.
    Quote Originally Posted by dagwood
    I didn't smoke or do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by dfleming2
    I have never had alcohol, or done drugs
    Quote Originally Posted by JDHeninger
    I've never smoked a cigarette
    Quote Originally Posted by Terena79
    I've never done any drugs, never smoked, and don't drink
    Quote Originally Posted by phat32
    I have never had a drug stronger than Advil
    Quote Originally Posted by AIWANNABE
    never been drunk or done any drugs
    Quote Originally Posted by Duxxy
    I've never done recreational drugs
    Quote Originally Posted by QuinntheEskimo
    i've ummm never partied
    Quote Originally Posted by ineedalife
    I've never inhaled
    Quote Originally Posted by Tirlittan
    Not cigarette has ever touched my lips

    Yeah, I think we’re in the wrong place, Bama.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bama
    I have inhaled...and though it's been a while, I liked it.
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    I have inhaled
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Interestingly, this is somehow related to when a friend and I once outran the cops by taking a short cut and driving across a golf course.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bama
    Maybe it was all the pot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bama
    To buy pot? Was Chompie somehow involved?
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    I'm a nicer person than you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bama
    Most potheads are nice
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Look...just because I wear my Farberware on my head...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clipse
    I just inhaled…

    ***Dislaimer*** I have inhaled (in the distant past of my out of control youth) but I am not now, and never have been, a pothead. I can't speak for Bama or Clipse.
    I support the right to arm bears.

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    ***Disclaimer Part 2*** It has been a really long time since I inhaled - freshman year of college - it's a rite of passage at UGA. Just because Chompie gets a thrill of making me look like a skank, don't believe it...everybody knows she's just jealous of my fabulousness.

    Drinking? Now that's a whole different story altogether.

    Clipse? *Ahem* If you don't stop chompie will get jealous and make you call me a whale again.

    One more thing...if I'm not mistaken...Quinn went to college at The University of Alabama - never partied? Riiiiiiight
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    So, even though Lalol's revenge was very sweet, I shall not let this go unnoticed.
    Lalol, are you ready for your next interview? Be prepared!

    Lalol, do you have anything to say before we start?

    I just have to bowdown
    Well, that's very nice.

    just to clarify
    Yes, lals?

    I'm sooooo happy
    Do you mind telling us why?

    Donald Trump
    Winnie the Pooh
    monster dex
    audiomaster
    What about them?

    I'm a huge fan
    I'm sure they will be delighted to learn that! Especially Winnie.

    Sounds like some fantasy
    Woah! I'm not touching that one.

    hahahahahahahahaha
    What is SO funny? This is a very serious interview.

    The Tennis guy has blue beautiful eyes, tall lean guy and is reaaaally HOT
    Lals!!! Do you have a picture of him you could show me?

    No
    Aw well, I tried. Back to the serious stuff.

    Ok I have to go now!
    Lals, leaving in the middle of an interview is a very bad idea.

    Yeah whatever
    Goodbye, then!

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    ***Disclaimer Part 3***I have never done drugs. Unlike Bama and Chompy I am not lying. And its alright Bama, I know everyone wants me

    BTW: Winnie the Pooh rules!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
    Burp, fart, pick your nose or yawn.


    Sounds like my husband. :rolleyes
    I have learned that gifts don't always come wrapped and treasures aren't always buried.
    - Bob Perks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clipse
    And its alright Bama, I know everyone wants me
    I'm over you Clipse.…Manny’s more my type anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Oh, how I love my…
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Mantenna.
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Mantenna you look fantastic, and so cute
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    a well-dressed, handsome and fit older gentleman
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Manny! You're…great… fantastic!
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    thoughtful, intelligent, and considerate.
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    That's why I love you so much.
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    I love when
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Manny
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    hugs your leg and hides behind you when being shy
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    I think that is one of the very best moments of your life, when…
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    Mantenna…
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    first says "I love you."
    Quote Originally Posted by Mantenna
    Thank you very much, Chompstick!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mantenna
    I couldn't love her any more!
    Quote Originally Posted by chompstick
    *sigh* I'd love to be able to hear his voice saying that everyday. *sigh*
    I support the right to arm bears.

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    Alright Chompy, I'll move on...I know true love when I see it

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    Are these spots becoming? chompstick's Avatar
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    These aren't exactly out of context, but they are a compilation of the best quotes I found in the CIA thread:

    Quote Originally Posted by spegs
    My unfulfilled aspiration is to be a sniper.
    Quote Originally Posted by Terena79
    My family for years, and for no apparent reason that I know of, thought I was a lesbian.
    Quote Originally Posted by wisconsinswede
    Last Feb I was in Sweden staying at the Stockholm airport.....I drank too much and lost my way back to my room and ended up on the tarmack with police guns drawn on me.
    Quote Originally Posted by JunkieGirl
    Have been in 3 car accidents in my life. Same guy driving all 3 times, and 2 happened in one day!
    Quote Originally Posted by KaiCee
    I have a loose screw in my head. Really...it's been diagnosed as loose by a medical doctor
    Quote Originally Posted by Terena79
    I have a boyfriend of two years who I met on the internet and have still not met in person.
    Quote Originally Posted by QuinntheEskimo
    I got my first speeding ticket 10 minutes after I left the DMV with my brand new liscense on my 16th birthday.
    Quote Originally Posted by MollyRose
    Two of my best friends are famous drag-queens.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bama
    I knocked my boyfriend upside the head with a golf club once when we were playing golf.
    Quote Originally Posted by waywyrd
    My godfather was in the mob.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    I used to teach pole dancing, not for *strippers*, but for "instructional purposes”.
    Quote Originally Posted by QuinntheEskimo
    I once spent 20 hours in a Turkish jail.
    Quote Originally Posted by ineedalife
    I was in a beauty pageant
    Quote Originally Posted by Terena79
    I jump up and down. Constantly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aptly Named
    I, like chompstick, belong to the fracture of the month club.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paulie
    I made my 12th grade English teacher break down and cry in class.
    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    I've been known to flash people when REALLY under the influence.
    Quote Originally Posted by wisconsinswede
    Last presidential election, during the straw poll in Des Moines IA, I hit George Stefenoplos in the crosswalk with my car.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bama
    What's MENSA?
    Quote Originally Posted by JunkieGirl
    I once got my hand stuck in a coke machine. At work........in front of customers DOH!
    Quote Originally Posted by Glitternerfball
    I ran away with the circus when I was 19.
    Quote Originally Posted by Clipse
    I am listening to an old N'Sync song right now.
    Quote Originally Posted by masashi
    It took me 6 years of high-school before i graduated.


    And the grand prize winner of the wackiest thing we never wanted to know….

    Quote Originally Posted by wisconsinswede
    I once stole a copy of a colonoscopy photo from work .....why you ask? ready..... it had corn in and I couldnt stop laughing.
    I support the right to arm bears.

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    SS Great interview Watch out!

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