Out of context posts

[Dex]

I have to be clear with every single thing or AM will just use his imagination to create some dramatic effect

Save your breath, lalol. Your posts can be 100% crystal clear and unambiguous but AM can still somehow or rather twist it to mean other things He's capable in that sense

[unexplained]

I'm sorry, but it sounds like lalol is trying to say that UE's posts are boring Ok ok... I digress

If you try to be in the alliance Dex, try not to piss off the people in it.

[Dex]

My apologies

[AmandaFabulous]

Because Ineedalife is going to Vegas tonight and I'm not.....

Ineeda on why she loves Texas:

Texas is the best state

Texas has everything

Texas is the top sheep growing area in the country

So that’s why you love it.

Ineeda describes her “type”:

I'm all for trying some new things here and there

I'm actually looking

to have some good stuff I've missed

Ruffled panties thief?

I'll raise my hand for this one!

this is the kind of man I can look forward to

Ineeda is feeling sad:

Big disappointment.

these past few Wednesday nights have been a drag

I couldn't get in again

This lasted for two hours last night

I finally gave up

Nothing's worse than having a buzz and nothing to do with it

was curious to see if anyone else was able to

*Ahem* Well I didn’t have any problems Ineeda.


Ineeda just says no:

Gross

two buck teeth

blowing a bugle

hair poking out from above his zipper

toilet paper hanging out of his pants

How about a big NO!

but otherwise

give me all your money

You're an ex for a reason

been there and done that

Next!

Ineeda is a proud member of Densa –

Something just struck me yesterday

I always thought MENSA could be confused with something to do with PMS

I just found out what that phrase meant

You're pretty smart

I thought it was only my blondness.

Call it a blond moment

Be-dee be-dee, duh, err...

Uh oh-tough question time...

Like, like, like

Oh yeah, Canada. That explains it.

Now I know why I drink

Me too Ineeda....have one for me in Vegas.

[Igotalife]

Bama-you kill me. I see someone had some time on their hands today....

Viva Las Vegas here I come!

[Igotalife]

Here's a test run before I attempt to take on the queen.....

sorry Wisconsin, but your name had a red bull's eye on it today.

All courtesy of Wisconsinswede, (not weed):

Hmmm, what were you talking about here?

Did I just try to talk myself into that

cant wait to see how this plays out

I have to think something will go down

Interesting choice of words dont you think

I think he looked like most 60 yo men look

I really liked him for the first time

I will ass-ume you mean the hair and not the butt

What kind of mileage do you get on that thing

I guess you have the video already

sometimes we all need to be taken down a notch or two

I feel soggy

I think I might be blushing

BEST laugh all day

I knew there was a reason I liked this girl....

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

I'm getting a glass of wine now

[Igotalife]

Ok Bama, it may not compare to the good stuff you dig up, but I couldn't leave without giving you a "good-bye"

I was always suspicious of Miz Fabulous' curiousity about porn:

here's my completely shallow opinion

I'd think he couldn't get any dumber

looks like a stripper

always a good idea to put on a little makeup when you're having your picture taken

funny as hell to watch

I was hooked the first time I watched

See what she does to people

It's a regular lovefest in here

Is she milking cows or what

I can't decide which one is best: - 10 kinds of nasty

I wanted to audition for the next show

so is this a one time show or is there new people every week

Someone please watch

Densa sista

I don't think anybody said that was in Canada

I wouldn't know Canada from Checkoslovakia

I don't know what I meant but it wasn't that.

Sure ya did.....

I saw Meredith & Ian in Vegas over the weekend

Check out the Meredith and Ian thread too

Bye-HOLD DOWN THE FORT WHILE I'M GONE!

[AmandaFabulous]

Bama-you kill me. I see someone had some time on their hands today....

Yeah well it's either this or work . I only make half as much as I should so therefore I'm only going to work 25% of the time......logical, no?

[chompstick]

Here you go girls!

I accidentally fell into a hammock…

with Bama

Lovely Bama…

Fall in Love With Me!

Now as a grown woman I've developed an unexplainable

burning desire for

Bama

I am so turned on by the sight of

the 6" hooker version of white pumps and a dress that was a size too small. She was kind of oozing out of it, giving the effect of having four boobs instead of two.

She's pretty hot - maybe I'll try to hook up with her

Partridge...I'm still eligible.

I love that you think about me Bama!

*douses self with cold water*

I love

Bama!

No snobbery here. I love the smell of

Bama.

I would bathe in

Bama,

and sleep with

Bama

if I could.

OMG I know, I feel exactly the same way

I love love love

your

Fake boobs

*holding breath*

If she would just stop wrapping it around her neck

It is impossible to lick

but you know how hard it is

Honey, sugar lips, bunny, moopy.

In the Bedroom

I'll squeal like a pig

Is that right Partridge?

It's a regular lovefest in here

bet we see hot tub action from here on out.

Nothing wrong with being attracted to … Partridge

she has a perfect face…

such a hottie

Sweetheart, love of my life, light of my eye…

…I think gotta go

This sucks. I want orgy

[AmandaFabulous]

I did NOT ever....anywhere....under the influence of drug nor alcohol say these words....

Nothing wrong with being attracted to … Partridge

I might have said the 1st part of the sentence but I did not say 'nothing wrong with being attracted to Partridge.' ever. no. stop lying.

you're like the national enquirer. worse. you're like the globe. the world news even. the one that says 4 headed baby born to alien in Iowa.

Just because Clipse and Manny ran away from you doesn't mean you have to take it out on sweet little innocent me.

But anyway....maybe Partridge will get you back.

PS - I wouldn't be caught dead in white pumps Partridge....you'll have to find someone else for that fantasy.