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    Im just not that into you AmandaFabulous's Avatar
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    ineedalife - these are all yours:
    Good morning ladies and interested gentlemen!
    Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    This happened to me the other day
    little did I know when I just tiptoed in, I would stumble upon leopard speedos and black mesh shirts
    so much action in here over the weekend!
    I don't know about the hot oil wrestling match
    I'm an equal opportunity watcher.
    Some men like this kind of stuff
    just hand your wives or gf your wallets now
    He probably had a big wallet.
    just like Donald Trump
    What's up with his hair?
    Woo hoo this is fun.
    Ineedalife is pitching a tent.
    *Ineedalife smacks head *
    she needed more money to BUY a new set of batteries
    I can spend hours obsessing over my choices.
    I'm just very indecisive.
    It has to be girly and feminine.
    mix cheerleaders, former beauty queens, hormones, blondes that all look alike, a stoner...
    OK The most beautiful wig girl is first
    she's a "nail technician" with big ta-ta's
    I'm in the mood for love....simply because you're near me.
    you want some fries with that shake?
    You can have a "quickie" and not have to worry
    Did I tell you how nice you look today?
    Yum-don't have to ask me twice!
    it feels so good
    the internet has taken on-line relationships to a new level
    a lot of the girls looked way better than their photo
    My guess is that she stays next week when they go down
    The possibilities are endless aren't they?
    Keep em' coming.....
    - guess what I did the last hour at work today?
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    Thats hilarious Bama is a god!

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    Im just not that into you AmandaFabulous's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qboots
    What?

    unnesessarily

    Unnesessary \Un*nes"es*sa*ry\, a. Not necessary; not required under the circumstances; unless; needless; as, unnecessary labor, care, or rigor. -- Un*nes\"es*sa*ri*ly, adv. -- Un*nes\"es*sa*ri*ness, n.


    http://dictionary.reference.com/sear...0unnesessarily

    :phhht

    To quote ineedalife one more time today -
    Oh yeah, Canada. That explains it.
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaFabulous
    What?

    unnesessarily

    Unnesessary \Un*nes"es*sa*ry\, a. Not necessary; not required under the circumstances; unless; needless; as, unnecessary labor, care, or rigor. -- Un*nes\"es*sa*ri*ly, adv. -- Un*nes\"es*sa*ri*ness, n.


    http://dictionary.reference.com/sear...0unnesessarily

    :phhht
    One more time...Bama, I'll make it so you can understand it:

    Gimme a "U"
    Gimme a "N"
    Gimme a "N"
    Gimme an "E"
    Gimme a "C"
    Gimme a....you had the rest of it right
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    Im just not that into you AmandaFabulous's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by averagejane
    One more time...Bama, I'll make it so you can understand it:

    Gimme a "U"
    Gimme a "N"
    Gimme a "N"
    Gimme an "E"
    Gimme a "C"
    Gimme a....you had the rest of it right
    So dictionary.com is wrong?

    I think both ways are ok...and who cares anyway...it's only Partridge.
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by realitycrazmom
    Please, please give me a random, anonymous face to wake up to
    I couldn't resist.
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    haejin was checking out some... clubs...

    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    God Put A Smile on Your Face
    haejin's pickup line
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    My Name Is - Eminem
    When the first line doesn't work...
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    *Resurfaces and puts money in the box*
    When pick-up lines doesn't work, the cash always does...
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    *Finds 1000 dollars*
    Wow... Sure to get some meat there...
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    I didn't know you felt that way about me....
    Oh, she got some there !
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    Well, I have all of them...
    Now she has all of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    *Goes underwater*
    What are you doing ?
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    Heights is the life for me!
    haejin explains that she likes to do it on planes.
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    Juuuust testing. This is awesome.

    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    damn, my age must be showing through.
    She got caught after all.
    Quote Originally Posted by haejin
    Speaking of #8...where is it?
    Oh no, now she wants more...

    I think we better leave her now... !

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    Since we haven't heard from Chompstick in a while........

    I'm getting the feeling watching this that it was recorded
    Gasp! Were there other people in that bed?
    This is going to be entertaining
    A king size four poster canopy bed
    slutty dress. Hate her face. She made some bitchy remarks.
    Sorry, but I think she's boring.
    she knew every one by name, because of their spots
    Am I missing the point of this whole movie making thing?
    I thought it was still about a Valentine's gift.
    I told him we could have sex.
    Was that a tear he wiped away??
    Does he really want to be second in line behind a dog?
    Ive been slutty, Ive shown him my fake boobs
    He's angry at being held captive
    I've got really nice supplies
    I can fit anything in it
    he really needs the money....
    Well, can you teach them to go down
    I've given that as a gift as well
    laid back and loves it.
    you're much bigger than I expected you to be...and hairier.
    Maybe he was never sober long enough to realize where he was.
    The Hand is soooo distracting.
    It's his little trademark
    I loved what he did with that
    It moved past quirky to a bit dark and strange.
    I would spontaneously moo in the middle of speaking, without knowing it
    I only showed up 3 times
    What a disappointment.
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    Oh, my! I see that some people are fans of others.

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    OMG Bama! Those had better not be from one single post
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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