Out of context posts

[Lucy]

Dang, I was off looking for a way to get JunkieGirl back for the "dick" post, and Masashi sneaked in on me. I don't even remember saying that.

Anyway, here's my revenge on one of you:

Load up the cuckoo bus!! I need to get downtown, go postal and kill somebody!

Just give us some warning so we can get out of the way first, ok?

[masashi]

13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed

[AmandaFabulous]

Somehow, DENSA took over your post BAMA. Count em 1-2-3 kittens, where's the 4th?

huh? They said there wouldn't be any math...........

[masashi]

I secretly enjoy chick flicks

haha... sry man, but the temptation was too much

[makerc]

Didn't we have sex last week?

Always good to ask.

From The Bachelor forum

[Clipse]

2 people are now on my hit list

[masashi]

she is obviously very conceided and high maintenance

Hahaha.... nothing against you man, just trying to find something funny

[Dex]

I've been sitting on this for days

I have super sensitive eyes that blink like crazy when I try to go near them with anything

I hope putting things in your eyes is not a hobby, maker :nono

[Clipse]

I've been sitting on this for days

[AmandaFabulous]

As it turns out, there aren't that many places you can wear a T-shirt with poo on it.

*Note to self: Never invite Partridge over for dinner. Or anything else.*