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    Wonky snarkmistress Lucy's Avatar
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    Dang, I was off looking for a way to get JunkieGirl back for the "dick" post, and Masashi sneaked in on me. I don't even remember saying that.

    Anyway, here's my revenge on one of you:

    Quote Originally Posted by JunkieGirl
    Load up the cuckoo bus!! I need to get downtown, go postal and kill somebody!
    Just give us some warning so we can get out of the way first, ok?
    It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins

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    FORT Fanatic masashi's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy
    13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed

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    Im just not that into you AmandaFabulous's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ineedalife
    Somehow, DENSA took over your post BAMA. Count em 1-2-3 kittens, where's the 4th?
    huh? They said there wouldn't be any math...........
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clipse
    I secretly enjoy chick flicks


    haha... sry man, but the temptation was too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lotuslander
    Didn't we have sex last week?
    Always good to ask.

    From The Bachelor forum
    "Just kiss my toes and I'll be happy." - Dex

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    2 people are now on my hit list

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clipse
    she is obviously very conceided and high maintenance




    Hahaha.... nothing against you man, just trying to find something funny

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    I've been sitting on this for days

    Quote Originally Posted by makerc
    I have super sensitive eyes that blink like crazy when I try to go near them with anything
    I hope putting things in your eyes is not a hobby, maker :nono

    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dex
    I've been sitting on this for days

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    Im just not that into you AmandaFabulous's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partridge
    As it turns out, there aren't that many places you can wear a T-shirt with poo on it.
    *Note to self: Never invite Partridge over for dinner. Or anything else.*
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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