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    16 years at least!
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneTVslave
    psst, hey Duxxy - what's a Prince Albert?
    it's a pierced penis, don't tell anyone I know!

    Texi, in Canada the age of majority is 19. She'll be legal in 15 years and 2 months
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Hey, where'd everyone go? I promise I'll make Ron stop doing his elephant imitation.

    *Ron - stop pulling your pockets inside out and zip up your pants! Thats not a trunk*
    Some people are like slinkies, they're useless until you push them down the stairs.

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    *thinks not even hiding behind the bull will help her now*
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    * I feel a joke about an unfurling firehose is about to make an appearance*

    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    *Ron, Stop whipping the bull*
    Some people are like slinkies, they're useless until you push them down the stairs.

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    *runs for a shot of liquid courage, knocking over the damn fern for the key*
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    What has he done to my *bull*....! I don't think the Windex is gonna help...
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    Caio FH!

    You weird people are cheering me up! I was bummed about my dad today, and I feel better just reading (and honestly, trying to figure OUT) your posts!

    *singing Danke Schoen...*
    *dons a tux and slicked back hair to sing it with Shazzer*

    take my wife, please, take my wife ... oh wait...?

    I'm glad we are coaxing a smile.. a perpelxed smile, but a smile none the less out of you.
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texicana
    *runs for a shot of liquid courage, knocking over the damn fern for the key*
    pssssst we installed an automatic drinks dispenser a few nights ago, we thought it was the best course of action since our resident bartenders were so hard to get ahold of. No key necessary, insert your photo i.d. and bob's your uncle
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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