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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    I'm laughing at myself right now. I was *attempting* to change a light bulb -- a pretty dangerous task when you can't see worth shite -- anyway, I'm saying outloud "Lucy-Loose, Righty-Tight" and I just realized it's supposed to be "Lefty-Loose, Righty-Tight". Get it? Lucy instead of Lefty? Nevermind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    I'm laughing at myself right now. I was *attempting* to change a light bulb -- a pretty dangerous task when you can't see worth shite -- anyway, I'm saying outloud "Lucy-Loose, Righty-Tight" and I just realized it's supposed to be "Lefty-Loose, Righty-Tight". Get it? Lucy instead of Lefty? Nevermind.
    She's infiltrating your thoughts Jewelsy
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    I'm laughing at myself right now. I was *attempting* to change a light bulb -- a pretty dangerous task when you can't see worth shite -- anyway, I'm saying outloud "Lucy-Loose, Righty-Tight" and I just realized it's supposed to be "Lefty-Loose, Righty-Tight". Get it? Lucy instead of Lefty? Nevermind.
    "Lucy-loose"

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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer401
    She's infiltrating your thoughts Jewelsy
    Be afraid.
    It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins

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    I always say 'Lefty-Loosey, Righty Tighty' too, btw. Although I haven't confused it with Lucy yet
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer401
    I always say 'Lefty-Loosey, Righty Tighty' too, btw. Although I haven't confused it with Lucy yet
    That's the only way I can remember which way to turn things.
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    I just turn it clockwise to tighten and counter clockwise to loosen
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    I wonder if that's a girl thing to do or if guys do it too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer401
    I wonder if that's a girl thing to do or if guys do it too?
    Like they'd ever admit if they do.
    It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins

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    Woot, I'm here!! How is everyone?

    I tried catching up from yesterday, but gave up

    Jumped to the last page, realized you all had caught the John sig line, realized I've missed stuff in the Heidi thread *dang*.

    Thought I'd come by and entertain y'all for awhile. BUt you gotta run me off at 10pm. Promise?

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