FORT Christmas Party

[Unklescott]

I found this Christmas card and just had to post it in here for all my fellow FoRTers.

[joeguy]

oh I got a santa hat story...... seems a stripper was having a bad night and then she met Joeguy....well since I was so nice she gave me her santa hat, had the name "sugar" on it in glitter.......ahhh the memories

[dagwood]

dagwood Quiet in here tonight, isn't it?

It sure is...oh well, I bet it will be hopping this weekend.

[Stargazer]

oh I got a santa hat story...... seems a stripper was having a bad night and then she met Joeguy....well since I was so nice she gave me her santa hat, had the name "sugar" on it in glitter.......ahhh the memories

Well the stripper may have been having a bad night but it sounds like Joeguy was having a good one

[Tigrazhia]

Is the hat hanging in a frame on the wall?

[FinallyHere]

Yeah, pretty quiet in here tonight. I guess I should probably save my misletoe beltbuckle for when its more lively.

[firegirl]

Geeze!!!

Ok good spiced drink,,

Cup of OJ
1/2 cup of lemon juice
2 cups sugar
tea
Bottle of Cranberry Juice
package of red hots
five cups of water

make a weak tea
add sugar till melted
pour in the rest of the stuff till boil then add red hots to taste.. yummy!!

[Stargazer]

I guess I should probably save my misletoe beltbuckle for when its more lively.

I'm afraid to ask where you would be expecting a kiss Hopefully you save that for Mrs. Finally.

[J.D.]

Look who I found down by the waterfront again!
Why do they all have "JD 4EVER" tatoos?

[Stargazer]

I'd sure like to know where everyone is tonight. What could be more important than FORT? Ah well, guess I'll go to bed. If chirospasm doesn't show up by tomorrow, I'm putting together a posse and running down to Miami to locate him. I know FinallyHere will help me find our bartender He must be with Jewelsy, whereever she has gotten off to. Goodnight all!