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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett530
    See, it's not diamonds, it's batteries that are a girl's best friend.
    You need to invest in an industrial strength, power operated, um... back massager. They take a lickin', but they keep on tickin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by chirospasm
    oh, scarlett!!!!

    Here you go, Jewelsy baby!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy
    A former roomie of mine and I were switching apartments a few years ago, with the help of our mothers. She had one and swore she put it in a box, but when we started unpacking at the new place she never could find it. She's terrified to this day that her mom found and confiscated it.
    I'll bet the mom's using it now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy
    What were you planning to do with it? Shine your shoes?

    And to answer an earlier question I just saw, the one you've got now!

    let's just say it was gonna be involved in some reindeer games

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy

    Why'd you tell on me, Chiro?!
    Well you know, I had to make sure you made it into your own recap
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    Time for me to jump out for the night, y'all be good and have fun!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    You need to invest in an industrial strength, power operated, um... back massager. They take a lickin', but they keep on tickin'
    Jewelsy! Just picturing tigers, S & M guys, back massagers....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    I'll bet the mom's using it now.
    I doubt it. I could tell you stories about the dark ages in which her mother seems to live.
    My worry is that all our boxes were jumbled together and that MY mother might have found it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    I'll bet the mom's using it now.

    LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! i was gonna say the same thing!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedbump
    let's just say it was gonna be involved in some reindeer games
    Puts a whole new meaning to "won't you guide my sleigh tonight" doesn't it?
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