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    Jewelsy! You are back You tell that chimp to behave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy

    My reader's going kapootzie again. Very frustrating.

    Gimme one of those yager's to calm my frustrated-ass down...

    welcome back!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer401
    For really small backs?
    Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett530
    If you think those are bad, my daughter finds one of those little bitty thingys, and brings it to me...."What's this?" Oh, and she managed to turn it on... I'm stammering, um, a back massager? She says, oh, can I try it?
    I'm not going to go back and read all the posts, but I'm thinking I know what you're talking about

    Hell, I kept Duracell in business
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett530
    If you think those are bad, my daughter finds one of those little bitty thingys, and brings it to me...."What's this?" Oh, and she managed to turn it on... I'm stammering, um, a back massager? She says, oh, can I try it?

    I always thought women locked those things up like fort knox? i tried snooping for my ex's cause she said she had one and i was determined to find it....never found it

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    Our bartender keeps disappearing on us!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    I'm not going to go back and read all the posts, but I'm thinking I know what you're talking about

    Hell, I kept Duracell in business
    Oh, the thread I could start if this was an 'R' rated forum
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedbump
    I always thought women locked those things up like fort knox? i tried snooping for my ex's cause she said she had one and i was determined to find it....never found it
    Have you ever tried to hide something from a child?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy

    My reader's going kapootzie again. Very frustrating.

    Gimme one of those yager's to calm my frustrated-ass down...
    JEWELSY!!!!!

    Glad you're back (and I'm spelling very carefully to keep your reader from speaking in tongues again )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    I'm not going to go back and read all the posts, but I'm thinking I know what you're talking about

    Hell, I kept Duracell in business
    See, it's not diamonds, it's batteries that are a girl's best friend.

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