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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy
    Hisses *under the table, under the table!*
    Fear not, notice was taken.
    So I read y'all's embarrassing stories. Poor Chiro, but more so poor Libra! I'd have died. Are you sure you left them out, or did they just find them and set them out so you'd know you were busted?


    oooh...and the conspiracy theory begins......

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedbump
    SG...do you private message as much as you post? you're in and out everytime i refresh
    Yeah, fraid so. I can't help myself, honestly.
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy
    Stick with the latest one, Speed. :thumbsup
    (although lord knows what that will be by the time this posts.)

    which one?

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    As much as I hate to admit it Lucy, I know I left them out...ummmmmm hmmmm easy way to put this, they were out a lot at the time so I have no doubt that they were there.

    Ohhhhhhh and TMI I had gotten from my mother not long ago.....she and I wear pretty much the same size clothes and she brought over some jeans for me to try on that she didn't want anymore. Ok fine, so I put them on and what's in the pocket?? WOAH!! Way more than I needed to know about good 'ol mom so I guess that sort of evened up the score a bit.

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    If you think those are bad, my daughter finds one of those little bitty thingys, and brings it to me...."What's this?" Oh, and she managed to turn it on... I'm stammering, um, a back massager? She says, oh, can I try it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chirospasm
    See, speedbump, you're not remembering your training...



    you are the king at pic finding on the net

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    My reader's going kapootzie again. Very frustrating.

    Gimme one of those yager's to calm my frustrated-ass down...
    "Among the blind, the squinter rules." ~ Gerard Didier Erasmus

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett530
    If you think those are bad, my daughter finds one of those little bitty thingys, and brings it to me...."What's this?" Oh, and she managed to turn it on... I'm stammering, um, a back massager? She says, oh, can I try it?
    For really small backs?
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by libra1022
    As much as I hate to admit it Lucy, I know I left them out...ummmmmm hmmmm easy way to put this, they were out a lot at the time so I have no doubt that they were there.

    Ohhhhhhh and TMI I had gotten from my mother not long ago.....she and I wear pretty much the same size clothes and she brought over some jeans for me to try on that she didn't want anymore. Ok fine, so I put them on and what's in the pocket?? WOAH!! Way more than I needed to know about good 'ol mom so I guess that sort of evened up the score a bit.

    1) are you running a porn store out of your house?

    2) what was in the pockets? bubblegum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy

    My reader's going kapootzie again. Very frustrating.

    Gimme one of those yager's to calm my frustrated-ass down...

    I'm glad you're back Jewelsy. We were all worried about you
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

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