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    Sexy evil genius Paulie's Avatar
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    Jelly style out of the can, baby! And all my wife's relatives think I'm a rube.

    Locked out of your house naked all day or go to work in your underwear?
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Smiling again... Zhora's Avatar
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    Locked out naked for sure. I work in a company that is 85% manly men. Underwear day would not be a good idea.

    Falling down and breaking your toe - no one sees you.
    Falling down, remaining unhurt, everyone you know watches you go down as they crack up laughing.
    Iím haunted a little this evening by feelings that have no vocabulary and events that should be explained in dimensions of lint rather than words.
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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Falling and not getting hurt; everyone I know already laughs at me.

    PBJ sandwich with grape jelly or with strawberry?

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    Sexy evil genius Paulie's Avatar
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    I'll fall in front of everyone. I can laugh at myself better than anyone else can.

    Pie in the face or bucket of water on the head?


    (Off to Zhora's house to change the locks... )
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    PBJ Strawberry

    Striped Shirt or Plaid Shirt


    ( I would rather be naked all day long anywhere that is warm enough. I only get dressed because the world is so concerned with skin)
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    Plaid shirt and bucket of water on the head

    Failing a driver's test or failing a final exam at school?

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    failing a final exam --been there done that

    see only black and white or be blind
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    Seeing b&w -- at least you could still see

    eating a jar of dijon mustard or eating a jar of horseradish?

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    yuck,, mustard I guess..

    Have acne in High School
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    be fat done that too

    be ugly just through high school or pretty through highschool and nothing special for the rest of your life.
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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