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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You're Michael Jackson Now

    1. Sing a duet with R. Kelly.
    2. Open a Child daycare center
    3. Copy what Bill Clinton says... "I did not have sexual relationship with that *woman* / *child*"
    4. Open up a children's amusement park......... oh... wait..
    5. Go out and shop like did before, spending millions on one receipt.
    6. Go and have another nose job to cheer yourself up in these times of uncertainties
    7. Dangle five kids over the balcony of a hotel in front of the media.
    8. Have a "wardrobe Malfunction"
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You're Michael Jackson Now

    1. Sing a duet with R. Kelly.
    2. Open a Child daycare center
    3. Copy what Bill Clinton says... "I did not have sexual relationship with that *woman* / *child*"
    4. Open up a children's amusement park......... oh... wait..
    5. Go out and shop like did before, spending millions on one receipt.
    6. Go and have another nose job to cheer yourself up in these times of uncertainties
    7. Dangle five kids over the balcony of a hotel in front of the media.
    8. Have a "wardrobe Malfunction"
    9.Make a new music video, in which you grab your crotch while dressed in judge's robes.
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You're Michael Jackson Now

    1. Sing a duet with R. Kelly.
    2. Open a Child daycare center
    3. Copy what Bill Clinton says... "I did not have sexual relationship with that *woman* / *child*"
    4. Open up a children's amusement park......... oh... wait..
    5. Go out and shop like did before, spending millions on one receipt.
    6. Go and have another nose job to cheer yourself up in these times of uncertainties
    7. Dangle five kids over the balcony of a hotel in front of the media.
    8. Have a "wardrobe Malfunction"
    9.Make a new music video, in which you grab your crotch while dressed in judge's robes.
    10. get your name mentioned on the Fort -


    Ten things you shouldn't stick your head in.

    1. A crocodile's mouth.

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    ten things you should'nt stick your head in.

    1. a crocodiles mouth
    2. your boss' a$$
    In these times of Greatness, what is better than being a Bostonian? Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics (NO. 5anyone?) and I'll even give props to the Black N Gold!!!

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    ten things you should'nt stick your head in.

    1. a crocodiles mouth
    2. your boss' a$$
    3. A washing machine
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    ten things you should'nt stick your head in.

    1. a crocodiles mouth
    2. your boss' a$$
    3. A washing machine
    4. the lion's cage at the zoo
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    ten things you should'nt stick your head in.

    1. a crocodiles mouth
    2. your boss' a$$
    3. A washing machine
    4. the lion's cage at the zoo
    5. A blender

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    ten things you should'nt stick your head in.

    1. a crocodiles mouth
    2. your boss' a$$
    3. A washing machine
    4. the lion's cage at the zoo
    5. A blender
    6. The washing machine.

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    ten things you should'nt stick your head in.

    1. a crocodiles mouth
    2. your boss' a$$
    3. A washing machine
    4. the lion's cage at the zoo
    5. A blender
    6. The washing machine.
    *Especially twice*
    7. wet cement

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    ten things you should'nt stick your head in.

    1. a crocodiles mouth
    2. your boss' a$$
    3. A washing machine
    4. the lion's cage at the zoo
    5. A blender
    6. The washing machine.
    *Especially twice*
    7. wet cement
    8.A printing press
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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