10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You're Michael Jackson Now
1. Sing a duet with R. Kelly.
2. Open a Child daycare center
3. Copy what Bill Clinton says... "I did not have sexual relationship with that *woman* / *child*"
4. Open up a children's amusement park......... oh... wait..
5. Go out and shop like did before, spending millions on one receipt.
6. Go and have another nose job to cheer yourself up in these times of uncertainties
7. Dangle five kids over the balcony of a hotel in front of the media.
8. Have a "wardrobe Malfunction"